Introduction
He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working as a peon.
Abilities
This Kuttappan is having a problem. If he hear somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very well I know him very well like that.
Instances
One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person, a North Indian, he was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India.
Kuttappan said if u won't believe its your problem I cant help you. Ok. The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as My assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens.
Results
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.
A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was There in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.
Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we will go to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u know him or not. Kuttappan agreed with a smile.
At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate.
When Kuttappan came back, boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me.
At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope John Paul.
Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd.
After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down.
When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics.
Kuttappan asked Sir what happened.
Then boss told; Kuttappan u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING "WHO IS HOLDING THE
HAND OF KUTTAPPAN", after hearing that I became unconscious.
LESSON FROM THIS STORY NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....
Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't work hard?
Kerala ...
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai (Dubai), to meet his ungle in the
Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that?
His andy.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from "Karunakaran" to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.
How does a Malayali say MPEG ?
MBEG
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free
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